- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

your moms my other ride

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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