- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

a pornstar comes early to a party

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

The government

Carrot fingers

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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