what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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pudding

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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YOU

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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A man walks into a bar

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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You're a frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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