Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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watch me nae nae

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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Penis-biter

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weston cage

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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