- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Do you like apples? Yes

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.