- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

c-? men, C-men

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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