- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You suck big fat slobber

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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