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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Do you like apples? Yes

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.