Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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The Game.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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I woke up today

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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