Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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