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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

An Asian man fails a math test

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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