And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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