Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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