Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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