- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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