- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You're tall.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

your moms my other ride

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

NAACP

I have a gay camel

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

knock knock no ones home

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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