- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

who is awesome? no one...

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them