- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person from Singapore eats

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

The WNBA.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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