- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Poop!!

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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