Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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A person from Singapore eats

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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The WNBA.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Nice belt.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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