where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Nice belt.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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