What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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