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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A black man walks Into a bar.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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