what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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