yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

sdfrgtyuki

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

snooki

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Seven

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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