Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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