- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Once there was a girl named Andrea

david poredos

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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