How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

a woman votes!

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Theres an app for the iPhone.

everybody loves raymond

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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