What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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whats 2+2? 4

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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