whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

The Joke Below

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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