Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

a woman votes!

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Seven

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

why did sally drown cause she was black

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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