What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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A man walks into a bar

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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You're a frog

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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sdfrgtyuki

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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snooki

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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