What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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I woke up today

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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The Game.

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