- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Where are you going Your house

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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