Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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