What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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