- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

A Fat Kenyan

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

I grunt when I poop.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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