What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.