What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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hola said the chinese man

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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This is an anti-joke.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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