What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

I bet you read this. Told ya.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Robin, get in the car!

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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