Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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