My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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I <3 Hitler

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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PEANIS!

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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