man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Anti Joke

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