- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Barbara Streisand

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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