How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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My name is Jeff

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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