Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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