I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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