An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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