Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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