What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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