- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

I grunt when I poop.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

weston cage

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??