Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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The Game.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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