Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

women's rights.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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