red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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