How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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MySpace.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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watch me nae nae

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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