- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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