- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

And more;

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Jews

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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