- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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