- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

hola said the chinese man

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's the difference between a duck?

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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