Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

Whats two plus two? Miles

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Hey! Where is my tracker?

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

Turkey Balls

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

2 + 2 = fish

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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