you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Turkey Balls

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

2 + 2 = fish

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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