How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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