Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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The WPGA tour

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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