Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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ur mum

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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hard cheese

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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