Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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