What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Alex Gedrose.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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