- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Homonyms should be band.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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